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1. Linda says:

   
   

   8/30/2011

   A real Singles Ad, lol Before I share my profile with you I have to share a few things with all of the women out there (Curious, Lesbian or Bi)who may follow x or more of the x wonderful traits below when attempting Internet dating �I�m an attractive, sexy, cute�. etc., � Are you kidding me with this?? lol I don�t know about you, but I would much rather let the other person decide if I am desirable. And when did we start deciding that someone is attractive by looking at a photo alone?? Pretty is as fairly does. At least that is without a doubt what I was taught. I completely understand that we all have our own personal preferences and limitations on not enough or too much weight. But not everyone has someone to take a great pic. And not everyone is a model. And when did it become ok to ask another person's exact weight anyway????? And now you want me to choose if I'm Attractive, Stocky, Avg, Curvy whatever? Holy Shmit. Like we don't have enough labels on us now, lol.. For those of you that think it takes too much time to communicate through email when or twice- or IM a few times before you share a number - or meet at a store ARE YOU NOT AWARE FROM THE CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE??? LOL Oh sorry did I holler that as well loud. OOPS, lol. I�m not intimidated by too many people, but that doesn�t mean I�m not going to go about things safely. And if you don�t prefer communicating online then why in the world are you placing an advertising campaign ONLINE. Oops I did this again, lol. An email or x and maybe a few IM�s help to break the ice so that you don�t look like complete strangers when you match. (For god sake don�t end up being so impatient. If you are in a hurry to hook up for sex, go to a bar or a club. You will have more effective luck. ) And please make a point to really meet up should you say your going to. Or send me an email saying sorry can't make it again. One last mention, lol. If you really are interested in acquiring buddies first then why aren�t you communicating when using the women that say hello? Or want to meet up for coffee or lunch or anything you two decide? Do you really rate your friends by what they look like and an exceedingly vague profile that says they decide to camp, hike and cook? What kind of camping? Cook what and how often? What kind of a hike are we referring to here, a mall or the mountain? OK. I'm done LOL, Im sorry but I had to get that out of the way, lol. And now you know a lot more about me than just being Avg size, lol. Hi Im Mickey (yes that is my real name.: ) ) And this is my profile. PS: if you don�t like what I contain said here it�s ok. We will both live to type and laugh another day, lol. The profile below was taken from a dating site. I don�t want you thinking I made it long for the fun of it, lol, cause it wasn�t enjoyable, lol. Just funny. lol Relationships:.. Single Have kids:.. Not human/all animal Want kids of my personal:...... Noper... I like kids. Just don't want my own.: ) Ethnicity:...... I am half Greek and the rest is Irish, English and a tiny touch of Powhatan.; ) Body type:.... Was to stay woo hoo But you decide Height:..... x'x" (I�m Shriiiinkiiiiing, lol) Religion:..... The stars make a great church rooftop. Smoke:...... Not any more. It's been more rather than x yrs. Birth Date or Sign.... Aries with a Leo moonAnd yes I do believe in real astrology. Birthcharts, etc. Drink:...... Social drinker, I have times when I regret the night before and I have times when I can be the designated driver. (ps: Im not a drama drunk. You know the kind that makes a scene or gets straight down on themselves and all you end up doing is giving them the. ) Lets see... I love to laugh and make others bust a gut! At everything I can. Life is too incredibly simple to be without laughter on a daily basis. I am true to my aries sign in many ways. I consider myself a very giving person who is learning to enjoy any receiving side, sometimes to a fault. I am passionate when it comes to my beliefs, loving my companion, laughing out loud, my feelings for my fur kids, my friends, and family and my love for motorcycles. looking for a Vulcan now. A fun day could go something like this... Heading up to one of the nearby lakes, having lunch at the lake restaurant and relaxing in each others arms until the sun sets. Either on a boat and / or on the shore in one of the private spots. You fill in the rest. or Maybe: A home bbq, a game of cards and a good movie cuddling on the particular couch. I like card and board games; ) What I'm looking for in a partner:. Someone who can enjoy our time together whether it is at an event or kicking back at one of our homes.. Physiy affectionate and secure good enough that she won't start an argument or lay a guilt trip due to jealousy. (I am an extremely trustworthy person to someone I choose to spend my time with. But I am a mistake ball and a joker and the type of person who will give someone a hug in place of a hand shake. ). A woman who enjoys feeling safe with the woman she is with. (I am an aries, and a protector, its who I am. Not to be confused with an overbearing temperament or jealousy. I would rather revel in the feeling that other people want what My group is grateful for having).. Not perfect. Just perfect for me. And you.; ). (I am a spoiler and a communicator. What do I really mean by that? I will spoil you rotten as long as I do not feel my actions are being taken for granted. Communication- Everyone has a distinctive opinion of good communication. So what is mine? I really do not have a desire for someone to transport in with. And I do not need to see you every day or speak with you for hrs on last part. (not that I can't, lol. ) But if we click and there is a mutual spark don't be surprised if i send you a hello for the voicemail or text or would like to hear your voice every couple of days.. I would really like to meet someone who can enjoy those traits along with give them back. Over period.. What do you like to complete for fun:. I have x dogs, a parrot & x cats who are a big part of your fun and interests. I love motorcycles and look forward to getting another. I also enjoy kicking back in the pool, cooking inside or even out, and playing card and board games. (I enjoy doing many things but these are my main interest's). my job:. I own a business in the pet industry and work full-time from home as a telecommunications operator on top of that favorite hot spots:. By the water, my front/back yard or where ever I am having a good time.. favorite things:. My next bike, My animal family, A great piano or wine bar, Singing, Thrift stores, Someone to cuddle with and watch a good show. Great tasting and healthy foods. I enjoy the simple important things in life. Star gazing by a fire at home or possibly not. A good cup of coffee plus some great conversation. Baroch and classic naughty couple rock.. Labels are a pain. But they help us to get an idea of how someone might carry themselves and appear like, I guess. Lol I really do dislike them. How would you label yourself? If I need to Im a tom girl. I can wear dress, or a skirt but prefer a nice pair of slacks, blouses, t-shirts, jeans, heels, cowboy boots, jewelry, and makeup once in substantial blue moon (Maybe when we go out if you like it that much, lol. Or not, lol. I have long hair. I know its a lot, but now It's your change. Unless your only looking for friends and then for god sake say hi and lets have coffee at some time. 86292

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   2/4/2012

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