Cute girl

Dear Santa Dear Santa, I left you a slimfast and a shot with baileys, instead of milk and cookies this current year. I saw you at the mall today also, you were looking a little Kristie Street. Anyway, I�ve been a truly great girl this year. I�ve only ruined x. x marriages so far. I�ve also gotten kicked out of x churches for trying so that you can serve sizzurp, as the cute girl maintain of Christ (my bad). Two Vegas casinos have banned me for life (for undisclosed reasons), but mid-March re-constructive operation should circumvent their plans. I�ve also instigated x high-speed police chases, but have managed to evade incarceration by parking and hiding during the car glove box each effort. All-in-all, a pretty tame year to do this broad. So I feel justified in requesting for the following gifts for Xmas. I want my own syndicated Tv show. I�ve been throwing around ideas in my head, but the only true talent I possess is having the capability to eat my weight in food on a regular basis. I figured the show could be ed: A Vomit a-day keeps the Spanx away, but I�m open to other clever suggestions. I�m in no way glorifying or promoting bulimia, not until the TV show contract is signed at least. I was also thinking a few show that involves a buried camera crew that follows stalkers around, because I value irony. I would also like a present that will help my fellow human-kind, because let�s not forget about how genuinely philanthropic I am. I wish for the community, a sense of humor. Yes, dear kringleface, I think that a sarcastic, ironic, slap-stick, �that�s what she said� personality is just what the world needs. Countries could show who had the bigger proverbial donkey dick with pranks in place of mass genocide and wars� A nobel calm prize for my funny-bone proposition would also be a nice addition to , hint hint, wink wink, half seizure. I�m holding Rudolph captive until my requires are met, because having faith and holiday spirit alone does not guarantee a seamless business business deal. This is America bitch. Love, PSFU. tumblr. com. cute girl Polkton, Kumily, Port Angeles, Centrahoma, Collonges-au-Mont-d'Or, Optima town, Emmett Texas TX, Strasburg CO